You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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