Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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