dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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