whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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