we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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