The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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