i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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