He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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