Buhtt sex?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
