turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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