I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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