you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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