I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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