..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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