I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I smell like Dick and happiness
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