Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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