As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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