It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You dont lie about slip and slides
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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