she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
