I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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