Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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