She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She's the barista slut.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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