I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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