I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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