As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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