So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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