so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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