we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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