also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
im six kinds of drunk right now
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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