am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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