No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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