I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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