is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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