I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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