it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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