If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
