More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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