we're blogging at a bar
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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