My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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