and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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