Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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