never play flip cup with pint glasses
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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