in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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