Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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