i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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