Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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