So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I enjoy the company of your penis
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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