I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You're like the curious george of whores
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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