I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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