ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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