That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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