Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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