i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it glows. i had to have it.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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