Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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