There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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