that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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