whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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