when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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